a)
by registering for these forums, you are legally testifying that all past, present, and future statements you make about this board's contents with the intention or possibility of incriminating anyone involved were, are, and will forever be unconditionally false.

b)
if you already harbor intentions to enforce laws or report violations on this board, you may not enter. If you have strong moral opposition to anything you expect to appear on this forum, you may not enter. If, at any time during the reading of these guidelines, the terms 'probable cause' and/or 'reasonable suspicion' enter your mind, even for a split-second, you may not enter.

c)
these rules are not written by a lawyer. By registering, you accept these rules as determined by the owner's interpretation of them; regardless of the law, regardless of your inability to understand the implications involved. The accepted interpretation of these rules may change at any moment depending on what stance is necessary to keep this site operational or keep the owner from being prosecuted.

d)
by viewing this site in any capacity, you are agreeing to be bound by all past, present, and future revisions of these terms, regardless of whether you read them or not. Any violation of these rules that results in a pain in the owner's ass, as determined by the owner, may result in termination of a user's account and/or legal action being pursued at any time.

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CLICK THE BOX OR GET THE FUCK OUT.